You play as Jake Stonebender, the local pub singer. You have 6 mini quest in
this crazy, funny, and mindbending game in order to complete the grand quest.
You can do the mini quest in order you like. So, before wasting anymore times,
here is the walkthrough. DON'T READ THIS if you want to have lots of fun with
this game, 'cuz I only explain the main thing. You can try several things like
look at everything, talk to everyone, and try different action for having fun.
Are you ready for a looooong journey now ????
Help mankind to destroy the satellite that beam out the signal of anti testosteron
to the earth. Imagine a man without testosteron hormone !!!!
a. Seems no task for me now. What should I do ?
Talk to Squish
Ask him why he come to earth
Offer him a help
b. Where is Squish's spaceship ?
Go out from Callahan's
Use the key from Squish
c. How can I operate the ship ?
Learn about this buttons on the control panel in front of you
Push button "1" to fly your ship
Push button "10" to reveal the map on "Y"
Push button "12" to set the destination ( keep on pushing until there's a satellite picture in screen Y )
Push button "3" to set the speed on boxes "X" ( keep on pushing until button "13" lit up )
Push button "13" to go to the destination
Buttons "7" and "8" is for offense/defense
d. Help, I can't get across the gas corridor !!! There's a leak in my suit.
Open the cabinet to get the glove
Open the locker to get EVA suit and helmet
Search the EVA suit to get the tube and contact lens box
Get the fake palm leaf from the sushi box that is lying near the garbage
Now you have one four-armed suit an a pair of gloves .... you need another pair of gloves to close the arm holes
Find the "somethingorother" panel. It's on the left side of the hatch in the cockpit, near the 3 monitors. It's somekind of duplicating machine. Insert the gloves in the machine
Now wear the suit, helmet and the two pairs of gloves
Cross the gas corridor
Don't forget about Noah. Send back the suit with the conveyor belt
e. How can I fool that maintenance robot ?
Disguise as Squish
Open the putty tube and apply the contents to you, wear the fake palm leaf, EVA suit, gloves, refreshner, and the contact lense
Talk to Noah to stand behind you and hold the other 2 arm
f. How can I navigate through this anti gravity environment ?
Use manouver skill
Push the bumper to the opposite direction whre you want to go
g. How can I turn off the satellite ?
First enter the room with symbol like "8" in front of it. This is the main control room
There are 3 control panel in this room
The middle contains gravity and laser button ( glows red ), the righ panel is the door control panel, and the left panel is the communication control panel.
Go to middle panel. Turn all off
Go to right panel. Open all the chambers inside ( until there's a symbol "-" in front of the each doors )
Exit the chamber and enter the chamber with symbol "t" on the door
Open the 3 compartments in front of you. Get the weapon, boots and tools
Exit the chamber and enter the chamber with symbol like wave with number above it
Ask Noah to deactivate the satellite and give him the tool
h. How long should I wait Noah ?
Not too long if you do the trick
Back to main control room. Look at the right panel. Open the room with symbol "t" on it ( until there's a symbol "=" in front of the room )
Back to Noah, the maintenance robot should be there right now
i. How can I help Noah ?
Distract the robot
Shoot the bulkhead with the laser gun
j. How can I fleet from Mutha ship ?
In the main control room, look at the left panel
Hail the ship with the frequency signal button
Quickly go back to Squish's ship
Open your helmet, push the button "5" to ready your ship
Push button "12" to set your destination to Callahan
Push button "8" and "7" to raise your hield up
Push button "3" to increase your speed to maximum "TTT"
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- RALPH VON WAU-WAU : THE GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY
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Help your friend to find his dog, Ralph von Wau-wau who has been kidnapped by some military soldier. They want to make an experiment with him. Hmmm.... let's rock 'n' roll with the government.
a. How can I get pass the electric fence ?
Get the knapsack from the truck and open it ( inside you have all the equipments you needed in this mission )
Ask Joe to distract the guard in the guardhouse
Enter the guard house
Open the screw on the control panel with your jack knife
Remove the control panel
Rotate all the line ( there're 3 lines in there : green, red, and the switches )
Change the red light with the green light line
Close the control panel
Put back the screw
Flip all the switches now
Get out
Cut the electric fence with the wire cutter
b. How can I enter the facilities ?
Have you watched espionage movies lately ???
Through the "usual" entry, the air duct
Get the tarp
Turn the winch
Attach the tarp on the clamp
Use the suction cups with the entrance, you'll climb up to the vent
Use the tire iron to open the vent
c. Where is Ralph ?
Use this map to go there
Blow the whistle to detect his place
Turn off all the fans in the way so Ralph can hear you
Wear the goggles to see in the dark
d. How can I distract the guard in the Ralph's cell ?
Do something to make them "HOT"
Turn off all the fans in the maze ( look at the map to help you in locating them )
Open the grate
Use the grapling hook to go down to Ralph
e. How can I get out from this interrogation room ?
Use the old technique
Jiggle the lock on the door with your license
Get the uniform on the table
Wear it
Open the door and get out
f. Where's the other dog ?
Use your sniff skill on the door
Notice that small door above the stair beside the main entrance
Sniff the door at the end of the stair
Ralph will recognize the smell of the other dog
g. How can I get out from this place ?
Search your uniform to get a small key
Use it to unlock the desk drawer in the interrogation room
----------------------------------------- THE BIKER : FINAL QUEST
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In this final quest, you're trying to save the destruction of the universe. You'll meet the board in the God's meeting room and give a good reason
to cancel the termination.
a. Where's Parabolus, the biker, now ?
Get the crystal bottle on the bar
Pour its content to your glass
Cheer and drink the beer
Talk to everybody about the biker
Step out from the bar
Climb the steps and enter the hall
Look at each of 8 available doors then knock on with this order : Mime Other Says Toothpick Thieve Airy Best Won ( Pyotr will say this
phrase if you fail to solve this in a long time )
Enter the open door to his office
b. What should I do in court ?
As a token of friendship, show whistle to the board member
As a token of sacrifice, show chocolate to the board member
c. How can I defeat Gingranich ?
Take the notepad from his desk
Rub the notepad with the pencil to reveal the writing on it
Go back to Parabolus' office
Open the briefcase and notice the fraud
Use the computer
Enter password : Schott to enter Gingranich files
Choose the user maintenance file and change the password to anything you like
Make new transaction and sell the humor share from Flutwig
Enter password : Glinda to enter Parabolus' files
Choose the maintenance file and change the password to anything you like